Creative of Marketing

I saw this once when I was reading a book.
After few months, I saw it posted up by Jillian (:
Nothing special but those who are in this field
they should know and I found it interesting.

The buzz Word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

Another Day 31

There are no flowers, outside my mind.
There'll be no friends gracing the lines.
just fold my hands tightly, I do.
I'd show a smile, but I'm too sarcastic,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
You aren't allowed to access, Cause
I'm in line and you're out of the line.
But only if you cross that line and
come into my line, I'm going to tight
you up so freaking so high.
Once a again, do not cross that line
before I change my mind, you wouldn't
want to mess with this chinese guy.
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I recall when I was told of bedtime story
of crushed velvet, candle wax, and dried up
chilis. The figure on the bed all dressed up
in violets, calling beckoning to sleep,
offering a dream. Words were as mystical as
purring animals. As I fall asleep, I fell
into yesterday. My dreams seemed not far away.
I fell into fantasy, I could touch her lips.
Everyone was dancing, no one could see us.
Nothing could hurt us then. I would rather
stay here the rest of life if only I could
escape from the reality.

Another Day 30

Good day! It's been a while since I played an exciting
sport. I was hesitating whether should go or not while
Kenneth asking me to join them cause too tired after
having a long unsastisfied presentation. So I just
said "Yes" hang down and go... 6.30pm kenneth reached
my place and fetch me, we had some toasts while waiting
for the rest. 7pm set off and reach there around 7.30pm.
The challenger sport center moved to somewhere further
from cheras and it looked really nice. I used to go
there for badminton training every thursday night.
So I've managed to meet some young adults after
alan introduced to me and most of them are nice.
We all played a good game and I really satisfied
with the end result (: Guess what! I scored Freaking
6 goals. You must be thinking I'm boostful but
seriously I'm not. From your point of view, I must
be a Kaki Bangku,Tangan Bangku freaking teenager.
Dare me and I will show it to you. I'm not good in
field games, but anything related to ball, I'm in.
Recently just gained my first MU jersey that has
just brought over from UK. COOL! Btw, Currently
I'm addicted to a game called 'Happy Farm' and it
sounds childish for many of you but Do I look like
I freaking care? Of course no.. Me and my buddy
VINZ quite enjoy with it. It's flexible, managable,
popular, harmless, costless, and etc. Basically
all you need to do is buy seeds from the shop,
plant it and wait and not watch the hours fall,
then harvest your crops. You can go to your barn
to sell your crops or redeem gifts. the most
enjoyable part is to get into your buddy's farm
and steal their crops, besides stealing, you can
help to fertilize, clear the weeds and etc.
I even came out with a briliant idea by recording
down all the crops information, harvest time, cost
and experience. It doesn't eat me much time cause
I downloaded the file to make me easier to refer
my crops growing stage. All of this just tidbits
crackers for me, cause there is something important
for me to look forward for it. It's you, always you
and forever. I'm missing you badly not every single
moment but most of the time, I had my heart set on
you, together in aussie. Waiting for reunion...

Another Day 29

There goes my love, to somewhere far from here.
Pulling my face like a cooked meat left
overnight. I came up with a brilliant idea a
few days ago and I'm quite sure about it.
Random is the name given by me, which stands
for acting/having no specific purpose/objective
while doing something. People have said many
times about me acting randomness in the class.
But some said that's where the good ideas come
from. I never doubt that (: Embodied revolution.
I'm just answering/ asking question from different
point of view. Hey peeps, looking things from
a different perspective isn't a bad thing, plus
it won't lead you to somewhere else. If you thought
you had enough thinking while judging a decision,
I would have thought twice times more than you.