ASS icons
(_!_) A regular ass
__!__) A fat ass
__)(__) A "wide load" ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss on the ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Another Day 27 (Does God Really Exist)
On a bright windy morning in the class room,
A professor is giving a lecture about "God doesn't exist",
he prove it by claiming if God created heaven and earth, and thus created "evil".
This make God is evil too. Among the students, little Einstein is one of them.
Upon hearing this, little Einstein stood up and ask the professor...
"Does cold exist?"the professor replied "of course yes,
what kind of question is this? hadn't you experience cold before?
""Wrong!" little Einstein said. "Cold is not exist,
according to the law of physics, is it only the absence of heat we feel cold"
Then little Einstein proceed and ask another question. "Does darkness exist?
""Yes" the professor said.
But little Einstein replied "Wrong!". "Darkness doesn't exist either,
we can't study the darkness but the light, it is the absence of light thus we feel is dark
""In the same way, Evil doesn't exist, God didn't created evil, evil is the result of man does not have God's love present in his heart"
-Albert Einstein-
Matthew 12:35A
good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good things, and an evil man out of the evil treasure brings forth evil things.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Another Day 26
I can see his stinky face inside the TV, like a fudge cake.
There is a delusion that some day some Sinners will become a God.
There is a cold-blooded people have been isolated like a vending-machine
There is a non-marginal black despair, like a Satan-like imprint in the bottom of their heart.
But,
There is a Love I believe I can take you out from there.
There is a delusion that some day some Sinners will become a God.
There is a cold-blooded people have been isolated like a vending-machine
There is a non-marginal black despair, like a Satan-like imprint in the bottom of their heart.
But,
There is a Love I believe I can take you out from there.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Another Day 25
It's good to be back after finished unfinished business.
I have been busy dealing with my assignments, meeting her throughout the month.
Finally have my own time to write some cool facts (:
First, The Taj mahal took 20 years and 20 thousand men to finish.
Second, One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
Third, The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, If she continue eating like there's no tomorrow (:
Last, A species of people in Malaysia grows up to few kg's in 1 day. I suppose...
Other than dealing with my stuffs, I ready newspaper everyday (: I want to expand, expand and expand. I have seen peace. I have seen pain.I have seen birth. I have seen death. I have seen fear. I have seen faith. Do you see the truth through all their lies? Do you see the world through troubled eyes? LOL!! I just read for sake of reading it, nothing much about it... But I'm quite shocked to hear the news that Taylor Swift gets humiliated by Kanye West at VMA's 2009. Kanye west needs to just shut up and go away or better yet be eaten by something hungry and hairy. he popped off a few times at different places. Gay Fish... But still his songs are great, just that he need some mediation or whatever things that could make him repent. Another thing I would like to share is I'm going internship next year, the companies are bates141, Grey, DDB, Saatchi & saatchi.. I suppose... those are big companies, they have done many great advertisements, plans and strategies. I'm going in not for the sake of going in because I was told to join, many reasons to pull me in to these giant companies like gain experience, get contacts, learn new skills, build up my communication skill and etc. OMG I started thinking far and far, like almost reach the sky.. But there's one thing I need to do for this sem, FIX EVERYTHING DUMBASS BEFORE YOU GOING Far.... PUT THIS ON BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON....
I have been busy dealing with my assignments, meeting her throughout the month.
Finally have my own time to write some cool facts (:
First, The Taj mahal took 20 years and 20 thousand men to finish.
Second, One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
Third, The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, If she continue eating like there's no tomorrow (:
Last, A species of people in Malaysia grows up to few kg's in 1 day. I suppose...
Other than dealing with my stuffs, I ready newspaper everyday (: I want to expand, expand and expand. I have seen peace. I have seen pain.I have seen birth. I have seen death. I have seen fear. I have seen faith. Do you see the truth through all their lies? Do you see the world through troubled eyes? LOL!! I just read for sake of reading it, nothing much about it... But I'm quite shocked to hear the news that Taylor Swift gets humiliated by Kanye West at VMA's 2009. Kanye west needs to just shut up and go away or better yet be eaten by something hungry and hairy. he popped off a few times at different places. Gay Fish... But still his songs are great, just that he need some mediation or whatever things that could make him repent. Another thing I would like to share is I'm going internship next year, the companies are bates141, Grey, DDB, Saatchi & saatchi.. I suppose... those are big companies, they have done many great advertisements, plans and strategies. I'm going in not for the sake of going in because I was told to join, many reasons to pull me in to these giant companies like gain experience, get contacts, learn new skills, build up my communication skill and etc. OMG I started thinking far and far, like almost reach the sky.. But there's one thing I need to do for this sem, FIX EVERYTHING DUMBASS BEFORE YOU GOING Far.... PUT THIS ON BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON....
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